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Do you have a potty mouth? If you think bathroom humour is hysterical, then we have some Christmas-themed bathroom funny stuff for you! Deck your bathroom with Christmas cheer like funny Christmas toilet paper, the Redneck Christmas Tree toilet plunger and other stinky holiday gifts!

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  • Toilet Golf Game Toilet Golf Game

    Toilet Golf Game

    Toilet Golf! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while sitting on the throne. A perfect gift for any golfer! Includes: putting green cup with a flag 2 golf balls retractable putter "Do Not Disturb" door hanger

    C$22.99
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  • Tinkle All The Way Toilet Paper

    Tinkle All The Way Designer Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete until you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! This hilarious holiday toilet paper has a repeated design that reads "Tinkle all the way!" Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's...

    C$9.99
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  • The Candy Cane Willy Warmer The Candy Cane Willy Warmer

    The Candy Cane Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$21.99
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  • Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Rudolph Design Toilet Paper

    Rudolph Design Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

    C$32.99
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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

    C$19.99
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  • Human Scum Boxed Soap Soap

    Human Scum Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Human Scum triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$12.99
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  • Hot Grandma Summer Boxed Soap Soap

    Hot Grandma Summer Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$12.99
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  • Your MOM Boxed Soap Soap

    Your Mom Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Your MOM triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$12.99
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  • Nope Boxed Soap Soap

    Nope Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Nope triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$12.99
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  • 70s Bush Boxed Soap Soap

    70's Bush Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed 70's Bush triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$12.99
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  • Moist Boxed Soap Soap

    Moist Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Moist triple-milled bar soap! It's the soap with a juicy fragrance that makes some people feel uncomfortable! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3...

    C$12.99
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  • Big Cock Boxed Soap Soap

    Big Cock Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Big Cock triple-milled bar soap! Get dirtier with this unique and playful soap, featuring a big cock design that's sure to make you smile. A great way to wash away the dirtiness and stay fresh...

    C$12.99
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  • Manwhore Soap In Box Soap

    Manwhore Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Immerse yourself in the scent of a true Manwhore with our retro-boxed Manwhore triple-milled bar soap. This raunchy soap has all the edge and attitude you'd expect from a real playboy. Indulge your senses with the ultimate bad-boy experience. Soap...

    C$12.99
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  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
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  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$8.99
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  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

    C$14.99
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  • Talking TP Packaging Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking TP, the recordable and rerecordable toilet paper spindle, has a motion sensor that is activated when you pull the toilet paper. Just press a button and record and personalize for the next person using the throne. It also has an on/off switch so...

    C$29.99
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  • Freddie Mercury We Will Wash You Soap (2 oz) Freddie Mercury We Will Wash You Soap (2 oz) 2

    Freddie Mercury We Will Wash You Soap (2 oz)

    Here’s a soap for all the champions! Gets you fresh for when The Show Must Go On – keeps you fresh when you travel at the speed of light.Who will scrub you the right way?We will. We Will Wash You.[almond, cocoa butter] Does ordinary...

    C$5.99
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  • Damn Dude Lavatory Mist Damn Dude Lavatory Mist

    Damn Dude Lavatory Mist

    Are you feeling ok? Really, I'm a little worried about you. What did you eat?  Two quick mists erase evidence of any offense - no matter how foul! Details: Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential iols of Orange and Thyme Instantly...

    C$16.99
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  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

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  • Shower Notes Crayons

    Shower Notes Crayons

    Leave notes and doodles right in the shower or bath with these bright colored crayons! Put down that loofah and write down that million dollar idea before you forget it! Also great for toddlers and kids to practice their creativity during bath time. Each...

    C$15.99
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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

    C$13.99
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  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp...

    C$8.99
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  • Emergency Underpants in Tin Emergency Underpants in Tin Display Case View

    Emergency Underpants in Tin

    DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly stressful or scary situation...

    C$8.99
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  • Smile Poop Bag Holder Howligans Poop Bag Holder on Card Service with a Smile Infographic Howligans Poop Bag Holder in Action

    Poop Bag Holder: Service with a Smile

    We get it, shit happens. Be prepared with Howligan’s waste bag holders featuring a fun design for all that dirty business. Attaches to a leash, handbag or belt loop with a durable stainless clip and holds TWO rolls of poop bags (included). Measures...

    C$19.99
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  • Poop Emoji Christmas Ornament Poopy Christmas Ornament Poopy Christmas Ornament Emoji Poop Christmas Ornament TB-3907 Poop Christmas Ornament

    Santa Poop Emoji Ornament

    Have you had a crappy year? This festive piece of poop is ready for some laughs this holiday season! Hand-painted quality resin Each ornament is hand painted. Size:  2.5" x 2" inches 

    C$16.99
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