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Archie McPhee

Archie McPhee

  • Air Freshener - Pickle

    Air Freshener - Pickle

    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle...

    C$5.99
  • Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener

    Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener

    FEELING DOWN? HAVE A LITTLE FUNGUS! Hopefully, your car isn’t so musty it has actual mushrooms in it. This Mushroom Air Freshener is so realistic, you’ll feel like a gnome every time you...

    C$5.99
  • Axolotl Air Freshener

    Axolotl Air Freshener

    SMELLS LIKE A SMILE When you’re trapped in traffic, the sly smile of this pink axolotl will remind you that you’d probably be happier living underwater surrounded by bubbles. Not to...

    C$5.99
  • Bacon Candy in Tin

    Bacon Candy in Tin

    These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy candy dish for the holidays. But, my oh my, would grandma be in for a surprise if she popped one...

    C$7.99
  • Bag of Itty Bitty Cats

    Bag of Itty Bitty Cats

    The Bag of Itty Bitty Cats is a charming collection of adorable miniature feline figurines that brings joy to any cat lover's heart. Each tiny cat features unique colors and playful poses, making...

    C$12.99
  •  Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    YOU CALL THEM RODENTS, I CALL THEM FRIEND There is wee wildlife in the big city! Itty Bitty City Critters! Sure, they cause messes and damage your property, but the animals that live in urban areas...

    C$12.99
  • Bag of Itty Bitty Rubbber Chickens

    Bag of Itty Bitty Rubbber Chickens

    YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENS Rubber Chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but also adorable. Win win! This is a bag of twelve hard...

    C$12.99
  • Bigfoot Air Freshener Bigfoot Air Freshener Car

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Let Bigfoot fill your car with the scent from his native habitat with our pine-scented Bigfoot Air Freshener. He measures 5 inches long and can be hung in your car, RV, or any place else you please...

    C$5.99
  • Bigfoot Candy Canes

    Bigfoot Candy Canes

    Bigfoot Candy Canes feature a festive green and white striped design that captures the spirit of the holiday season. With a unique pine flavor, these candy canes offer a refreshing twist on the...

    C$10.99
  • Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot!...

    C$3.50
  • Bigfoot Glass Christmas Tree Ornament

    Bigfoot Glass Ornament

    Hide this 6-1/4" tall glass Bigfoot Ornament on your tree and your whole family can become Bigfoot hunters. Beautifully sculpted to look like everyone’s favourite hairy forest dweller, this...

    C$22.99
  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT...

    C$32.99
  • Boy Band Cats

    Boy Band Cats

    Our 4-Pack of Boy Band Cats is a fun and quirky collection that reimagines your favourite feline friends as adorable boy band members! Each cat features unique outfits and accessories inspired by...

    C$21.99
  • Cleaning Cat Air Freshener

    Cleaning Cat Air Freshener

    The Cleaning Cat Air Freshener is a delightful way to keep your space smelling fresh while adding a playful touch to your decor. Featuring a charming cat design, this air freshener releases a...

    C$5.99
  • Collection of Mini Garden Birds Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can...

    C$19.99
  • Disappointed Sigh Button

    Disappointed Sigh Button

    AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that...

    C$14.99
  • Yodelling Pickle

    Electronic Yodelling Pickle

    THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So...

    C$19.99
  • Emergency Monkey Button

    Emergency Monkey Button

    MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know...

    C$14.99
  • Enchanted Snail Air Freshener

    Enchanted Snail Air Freshener

    The Enchanted Snail Air Freshener in sandalwood scent brings a whimsical touch to your space while filling the air with a warm, soothing fragrance. Featuring an adorable snail design, this air...

    C$5.99
  • Cat Finger Puppets On Fingers View Cat Finger Puppets

    Finger Cats

    Finally, a cat that does what you want it to do!  Now you can always have a cat at the tip of your fingers! They come in four different styles (breeds) and are perfect for putting on a kitty...

    C$2.99
  • Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats

    Goth Cats

    GOTH CATS RULE THE NIGHT Does your kitty rule the night? Some cats are a little bit different. Their souls seem to be a constant swirl of misty darkness and they are barely able to put up with your...

    C$6.99
  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs...

    C$19.99
  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you...

    C$14.99
  • Jalapeno Candy Canes

    Jalapeno Candy Canes

    These Jalapeño Candy Canes have all the flavour of a jalapeño pepper with just a kiss of heat. If you desire to pick a peck of pickled peppers for Christmas, you could do worse than...

    C$10.99