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  • Retired as Fuck Crew Socks

    Retired as Fuck Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

    C$18.99
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  • Fuck Work - Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

    C$18.99
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  • Big Dick Energy Gym Crew Socks

    Big Dick Energy Gym Crew Socks

    The Big Dick Energy Gym Crew Socks bring confidence and fun to your workout! These bold crew socks feature a comfortable fit and stylish design, perfect for making a statement at the gym or on the go. Embrace your energy and rock these with pride...

    C$19.99
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  • Adult XXX Charades Box Adult XXX Charades Back of Box

    Adult XXX Charades

    Charades is a fun game, but this naughty version is a titillating twist full of suggestive innuendos to turn up the heat. Just pick a card and start acting out to keep your party tied up for the night!  Details: 100 cards, score pad, 30...

    C$17.99
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  • The Candy Cane Willy Warmer The Candy Cane Willy Warmer

    The Candy Cane Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$21.99
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  • Pizza Slut Parody Logo Crew Socks Pizza Slut Parody Logo Crew Socks

    Pizza Slut Parody Logo Crew Socks

    Add a slice of humor and fun to your wardrobe with the Pizza Slut Parody Logo Crew Socks! These quirky and playful socks are perfect for those who love pizza and have a great sense of humor, making them a standout accessory for any casual outfit...

    C$14.99
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  • I'm Too Old For This Shit Gym Crew Socks

    I'm Too Old For This Shit Gym Crew Socks

    Inject humor and personality into your wardrobe with the "I'm Too Old For This Shit" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who appreciate a witty and relatable touch to their outfit, combining comfort, durability, and a playful design that...

    C$19.99
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  • Daddy Gym Crew Socks

    Daddy Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your love for relaxation with the "I Love Naps" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for nap enthusiasts, loungers, or anyone who values downtime, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design to express your appreciation for a good rest...

    C$19.99
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  • I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your love for relaxation with the "I Love Naps" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for nap enthusiasts, loungers, or anyone who values downtime, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design to express your appreciation for a good rest...

    C$19.99
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  • Trophy Husband Gym Crew Socks

    Trophy Husband Gym Crew Socks

    Elevate your loungewear game with the "Trophy Husband" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for husbands with a sense of humor and those who appreciate a touch of irony, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a witty design to make a statement while keeping...

    C$19.99
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  • Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks

    Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your post-workout humor with the "Everything Hurts And I'm Dying" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for fitness enthusiasts, athletes, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh after a challenging workout. With a blend of comfort, durability,...

    C$19.99
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  • I Love Cheese Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Cheese Gym Crew Socks

    Celebrate your passion for all things cheesy with the "I Love Cheese" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for cheese enthusiasts and those who enjoy adding a bit of fun to their wardrobe, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design that’s...

    C$19.99
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  • Horny For Houseplants Gym Crew Socks

    Horny For House Plants Gym Crew Socks

    Show off your love for greenery with a cheeky twist in the "Horny For Houseplants" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for plant enthusiasts and those with a playful sense of humor, these socks blend comfort, durability, and a fun design, making them a standout...

    C$19.99
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  • My Cat Says You're Dumb Gym Crew Socks

    My Cat Says You're Dumb Gym Crew Socks

    Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement...

    C$19.99
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  • I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks

    Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement...

    C$19.99
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  • I Give The Best Blow Jobs Gym Crew Socks

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs Gym Crew Socks

    Make a bold and cheeky statement with the "I Give The Best Blow Jobs" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to show off their playful side, these socks combine humor, comfort, and durability for a standout addition to your gym or casual...

    C$19.99
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  • Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are Gym Crew Socks

    Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are Gym Crew Socks

    Inspire yourself and others with the heartwarming and motivational "Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for dog lovers and those who strive to live up to their furry friends' high expectations, these socks combine comfort,...

    C$19.99
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  • Darn It To All Heck Gym Crew Socks

    Darn It To All Heck Gym Crew Socks

    Add a dash of humor and frustration-relief to your workout gear with the "Darn It To All Heck" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who like to express their feelings in a light-hearted way, combining comfort, durability, and a playful...

    C$19.99
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  • I Don't Wear Underwear Gym Crew Socks

    I Don't Wear Underwear Gym Crew Socks

    Make a bold and humorous statement with the "I Don't Wear Underwear" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who love to express their quirky personality and enjoy a good laugh. Designed for comfort and durability, they add a playful twist to...

    C$19.99
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  • I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks

    Step into a world of fun and individuality with the "I Love Being Weird" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are designed for those who embrace their unique quirks and love to stand out, offering both comfort and style for your active lifestyle...

    C$19.99
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  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

    C$32.99
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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

    C$19.99
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  • Weener Kleener Novelty Soap Weener Kleener Novelty Soap OOP

    Weener Kleener Novelty Soap

    Like most men, not all soaps were created equal. The Weener Kleener, however, is the best way to keep it clean. An outrageous gift for newlyweds, bachelorette parties, birthdays, and more. Details: Soap Dimensions: 3" Diameter One Size Fits...

    C$14.99
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  • Fuck Cancer Candle

    Fuck Cancer Candle

    The "Fuck Cancer" candle is a powerful and heartfelt item designed to provide comfort, support, and a sense of solidarity for those affected by cancer. Combining a bold statement with a soothing fragrance, this candle is both a declaration of strength...

    C$22.99
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  • Hot Grandma Summer Boxed Soap Soap

    Hot Grandma Summer Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$12.99
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  • Your MOM Boxed Soap Soap

    Your Mom Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Your MOM triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$12.99
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  • 70s Bush Boxed Soap Soap

    70's Bush Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed 70's Bush triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$12.99
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  • Moist Boxed Soap Soap

    Moist Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Moist triple-milled bar soap! It's the soap with a juicy fragrance that makes some people feel uncomfortable! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3...

    C$12.99
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  • Big Cock Boxed Soap Soap

    Big Cock Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Big Cock triple-milled bar soap! Get dirtier with this unique and playful soap, featuring a big cock design that's sure to make you smile. A great way to wash away the dirtiness and stay fresh...

    C$12.99
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  • Manwhore Soap In Box Soap

    Manwhore Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Immerse yourself in the scent of a true Manwhore with our retro-boxed Manwhore triple-milled bar soap. This raunchy soap has all the edge and attitude you'd expect from a real playboy. Indulge your senses with the ultimate bad-boy experience. Soap...

    C$12.99
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