Retired as Fuck Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Sisters are the Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q I got all my sisters with me! We are family! Get up everybody and sing! Details: Women's Crew Sock fits shoe size 5 - 10 42% nylon; 56% combed cotton; 2% spandex Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Step into the shoes, well, socks, of a seasoned storyteller with our 'This Grandma has Seen Some Shit' socks – the perfect blend of wit and wisdom for the grandmas who have lived through it all. These socks don't just keep your feet... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Big Dick Energy Gym Crew Socks The Big Dick Energy Gym Crew Socks bring confidence and fun to your workout! These bold crew socks feature a comfortable fit and stylish design, perfect for making a statement at the gym or on the go. Embrace your energy and rock these with pride... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Adult XXX Charades Charades is a fun game, but this naughty version is a titillating twist full of suggestive innuendos to turn up the heat. Just pick a card and start acting out to keep your party tied up for the night! Details: 100 cards, score pad, 30... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
The Candy Cane Willy Warmer Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Pizza Slut Parody Logo Crew Socks Add a slice of humor and fun to your wardrobe with the Pizza Slut Parody Logo Crew Socks! These quirky and playful socks are perfect for those who love pizza and have a great sense of humor, making them a standout accessory for any casual outfit... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
I'm Too Old For This Shit Gym Crew Socks Inject humor and personality into your wardrobe with the "I'm Too Old For This Shit" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who appreciate a witty and relatable touch to their outfit, combining comfort, durability, and a playful design that... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks Embrace your love for relaxation with the "I Love Naps" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for nap enthusiasts, loungers, or anyone who values downtime, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design to express your appreciation for a good rest... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks Embrace your post-workout humor with the "Everything Hurts And I'm Dying" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for fitness enthusiasts, athletes, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh after a challenging workout. With a blend of comfort, durability,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Love Cheese Gym Crew Socks Celebrate your passion for all things cheesy with the "I Love Cheese" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for cheese enthusiasts and those who enjoy adding a bit of fun to their wardrobe, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design that’s... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Give The Best Blow Jobs Gym Crew Socks Make a bold and cheeky statement with the "I Give The Best Blow Jobs" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to show off their playful side, these socks combine humor, comfort, and durability for a standout addition to your gym or casual... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Darn It To All Heck Gym Crew Socks Add a dash of humor and frustration-relief to your workout gear with the "Darn It To All Heck" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who like to express their feelings in a light-hearted way, combining comfort, durability, and a playful... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Don't Wear Underwear Gym Crew Socks Make a bold and humorous statement with the "I Don't Wear Underwear" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who love to express their quirky personality and enjoy a good laugh. Designed for comfort and durability, they add a playful twist to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks Step into a world of fun and individuality with the "I Love Being Weird" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are designed for those who embrace their unique quirks and love to stand out, offering both comfort and style for your active lifestyle... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Bigfoot Underpants FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible... MSRP: Was: Now: C$32.99 Add to Cart
4-Piece Cannabis Grinders in 3 Styles - Soda Pop Parody Here's a playful twist on iconic soda pop brands. These fun and functional grinders will bring a dash of whimsy and nostalgia to your day. From vibrant illustrations to smooth functionality, these grinders will add a refreshing pop to your herbal... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Choose Options
Weener Kleener Novelty Soap Like most men, not all soaps were created equal. The Weener Kleener, however, is the best way to keep it clean. An outrageous gift for newlyweds, bachelorette parties, birthdays, and more. Details: Soap Dimensions: 3" Diameter One Size Fits... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Fuck Cancer Candle The "Fuck Cancer" candle is a powerful and heartfelt item designed to provide comfort, support, and a sense of solidarity for those affected by cancer. Combining a bold statement with a soothing fragrance, this candle is both a declaration of strength... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Hot Grandma Summer Retro Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Your Mom Retro Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Your MOM triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
70's Bush Retro Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed 70's Bush triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Moist Boxed Bar Soap Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Moist triple-milled bar soap! It's the soap with a juicy fragrance that makes some people feel uncomfortable! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Manwhore Retro Boxed Bar Soap Immerse yourself in the scent of a true Manwhore with our retro-boxed Manwhore triple-milled bar soap. This raunchy soap has all the edge and attitude you'd expect from a real playboy. Indulge your senses with the ultimate bad-boy experience. Soap... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Getting Older and Shit - Scents of Humour Soy Blend Candle Look at You Getting Older and Shit! This fun "Scents of Humour" adds a touch of wit to any space. Captures the humour of aging with grace. Details: 9.6 oz Soy-blend candle with USA essential oils Glass vessel with wood top MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Welcome to the Shit Show - Scents of Humour Soy Blend Candle Welcome to the Shit Show! This fun "Scents of Humor" candle adds a bold touch of irreverence to any space. Features a cheeky phrase that sets the tone for a light-hearted atmosphere. Details: 9.6 oz Soy-blend candle with USA essential... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Love Boobs Mug You’re bound to know someone you can give this mug to. A funny, naughty gift! MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Horny for Books Gym Crew Socks There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably horny for books, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are...horny for books... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Step into subtle denial with our 'I Never Fart' women's socks – a cheeky and lighthearted way to embrace a bit of elegance. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also playfully challenge the laws of nature with a wink and a nod... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Can of Whoop Ass Men's Crew by Socksmith These cheeky socks will have you kicking butt, taking names, and leaving a trail of laughter in your wake. Details: Men’s sizes 10-13 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
I Fucking Love You Candle I fucking love you...smells like, I mean, probably...you know how temperamental I can be. Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz. 100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar with screw on... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
What The Actual Fuck? Candle WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK? SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me? Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz. 100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Wrap your feet in a floral rebellion with our 'I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower' socks – because even the most delicate blossoms have a fierce side. These socks not only keep your feet snug but also make a bold statement that your beauty comes with a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Fuck Off I'm Reading Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Make your literary intentions crystal clear with our 'Fuck Off, I'm Reading' socks – the ultimate shield against interruptions while you dive into your favourite book. These cozy foot companions not only keep your toes warm but also send a bold... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart