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  • Coal Mine Naughty Nugget Bubble Gum Counter Display of Naughty Nugget Gum Naughty Nugget Coal Gum

    Naughty Nugget Coal Mine Bubble Gum

    A red burlap sack filled with bubble gum nuggets that look like coal. Even if you're naughty, you won't mind chewing on a few of these yummy bubble gum nuggets.  Details: 2oz Gluten free, nut free

    C$3.99
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  • Sour Patch Kids Coal Theatre Box

    Sour Patch Kids Coal Theatre Box

    Sour. Sweet. Gone!Sour Patch Kids Coal candy in a Christmas themed box is great for stocking stuffers, and gift exchanges. Add some holiday fun with these coal shaped treats, that start out sour then turn sweet. Each 3.1oz (88g) Coal is Black...

    C$3.69
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  • Naughty Ho Ho Ho Santa Holiday Card

    Naughty Ho Ho Ho Santa Holiday Card

    Santa has heard the news, "I heard you've been a NAUGHTY HO HO HO".  Greeting card printed on cardstock with a blank interior. Includes a matching envelope. Card measures 4.25" x 5.5".

    C$7.99
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  • Xmas Mankini

    Christmas Mankini

    Be the hit of your next holiday party with the Christmas Mankini, inspired by Santa's red suit with white trim. Get that extra festive feeling with this hilarious adult gag gift - perfect for the man who wants to make a statement without saying a word!...

    C$22.99
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  • Snowman Poop Candy Pouch by Gourmet Village Gourmet Village Snowman Poop Candy Bag

    Snowman Poop Candy Pouch by Gourmet Village

    “You’ve been naughty so here’s the scoop, all you’re getting is Snowman Poop” white yogurt covered raisins fill this bag and complete the story. A perfect tasty stocking stuffer for the ‘Naughty’ person on your...

    C$5.99
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  • Gourmet Village Reindeer Droppings Candy Bag Reindeer Droppings Candy Pouch by Gourmet Village

    Reindeer Droppings Candy Pouch by Gourmet Village

    Featuring Cherry Sours, chewy candy with a firm texture on the outside and a softer sour cherry center. Packaged in this attractive bag containing 100g (3.5oz) of delicious retro style candy to share for the holidays.  Details: Flavour: Sour...

    C$5.99
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  • Weed Is My Therapist Gym Crew Socks

    Weed Is My Therapist Gym Crew Socks

    The Weed Is My Therapist Gym Crew Socks bring a laid-back vibe to your workout! With a soft, comfortable fit, these socks add a touch of humor and relaxation to any gym session. Perfect for those who appreciate a chill mindset both in and out of the gym...

    C$19.99
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  • Big Dick Energy Gym Crew Socks

    Big Dick Energy Gym Crew Socks

    The Big Dick Energy Gym Crew Socks bring confidence and fun to your workout! These bold crew socks feature a comfortable fit and stylish design, perfect for making a statement at the gym or on the go. Embrace your energy and rock these with pride...

    C$19.99
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  • Stripping Santa Tree Topper Stripping Santa Topper Up close

    Stripping Santa Christmas Tree Topper

    Santa will go to any heights to be the life of the party! This hilarious Stripping Santa Christmas tree topper features Santa waving his red pants in the air atop your very own tree. It is light weight enough to hang on the top of the tree (Fake...

    C$59.99
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  • Snowman Pee Snow Globe Inside Side Back

    Yellow Snow-Man Snow Globe

    Everyone knows you don't eat the yellow snow! This hilarious snow globe features a poor snowman who was the target of a dog's bathroom break. This festive snow globe has eye catching white and glitter snowflakes but you'll also noticed some golden...

    C$45.99
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  • Stoned Boat Willie and Pete Tree Ornament Side Back

    Stoned Boat Willie and Pete Ornament

    Add a unique mix of nostalgia and humour to your Christmas tree this season! This hilarious ornament showcases Steamboat Willie in a Santa hat and his rival Pete in a humorous scene. The two are enjoying a laugh together while smoking a pipe and bong...

    C$17.99
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  • Cock and Bulbs Tree Ornament Front Back

    Cock and Bulbs Ornament

    Deck the halls with laughs and naughty humour with the Cock and Bulbs Christmas ornament! This tree decoration features a charming rooster nestled among atop of colourful red and green Christmas bulbs. This ornament is sure to spark conversations and...

    C$17.99
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  • Seductive Santa Ornament Back Side

    Seductive Santa with Present Ornament

    This flirty Santa decoration features Mr. Claus like you've never seen him before - laying in front of a present that leaves just enough to the imagination. This naughty Santa ornament is sure to spice up your Christmas tree and add a dash of humour to...

    C$17.99
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  • Naked Mrs Claus Tree Ornament Side Rear(end)

    Naked Mrs Claus Ornament

    Add some cheeky humour to your Christmas tree with this Naked Mrs. Claus Christmas Ornament. Crafted with exquisite detail, this ornament features Mrs. Claus in an unexpected pose. Perfect for those who appreciate a dash of naughtiness in their festive...

    C$17.99
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  • Drunk-ish Box Drunk-ish Games Drunk-ish Back of box

    Drunk-ish Drinking Game

    Get the fun flowing with Drunk-ish card game! This crazy-hazy combo of three drinking games in one has something for everyone. The three games include: Gargle, where you have to gurgle and gargle the tunes of classic songs; Legless, where you have to...

    C$19.99
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  • Adult XXX Charades Box Adult XXX Charades Back of Box

    Adult XXX Charades

    Charades is a fun game, but this naughty version is a titillating twist full of suggestive innuendos to turn up the heat. Just pick a card and start acting out to keep your party tied up for the night!  Details: 100 cards, score pad, 30...

    C$17.99
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  • Christmas Naughty Or Nice Santa Hat

    Naughty or Nice Santa Hat

    Red felt Santa hat with black stitched "Nice" on one side and "Naughty" on the other side. One size fits most Details: Dimensions: 18" H x 8" Opening

    C$19.99
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  • All Fun And Games Till Santa Checks His List Naughty/Nice Flip Sign

    Santa's Naughty List Wooden Flip Sign

    The Santa's Naughty List Flip Sign is a playful addition to your holiday decor. This charming sign features a fun flip design, allowing you to easily switch between "Naughty" and "Nice." It's perfect for adding a touch of humor to your holiday home while...

    C$22.99
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  • I Put Out For Santa Plastic Serving Tray

    I Put Out For Santa Plastic Serving Tray

    The "I Put Out For Santa" Plastic Serving Tray is a playful addition to your holiday festivities. Made from durable plastic, this tarty tray is perfect for serving up cookies, treats and a little fun at your Christmas gatherings. Details: Materials:...

    C$39.99
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  • Merry Christmas Bitches Tea Towel

    Merry Christmas Bitches Tea Towel

    The "Merry Christmas Bitches" Tea Towel adds a cheeky touch to your holiday décor. Crafted from high-quality material, this towel is perfect for drying dishes or adding flair to your kitchen. With its bold, festive message, it's sure to spark...

    C$19.99
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  • I Fucking Love Christmas Tea Towel

    I Fucking Love Christmas Tea Towel

    The "I Fucking Love Christmas" Tea Towel brings bold holiday cheer with a playful, irreverent twist. Featuring soft fabric and fine embroidery, this towel is both a fun conversation starter and a practical kitchen accessory, perfect for those who face...

    C$19.99
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  • The Candy Cane Willy Warmer The Candy Cane Willy Warmer

    The Candy Cane Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$21.99
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  • Santa's Naughty List Men's Crew Socks by Good Luck Socks

    Santa's Finger Men's Crew Socks by Good Luck Socks

    Santa's Naughty List Men's Crew Socks by Good Luck Socks feature a humorous design perfect for the holiday season. Details: Size: Fits Men's Shoe Size 7 - 12 Stretches low to mid calf 50% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 22% Polyamide, 4% Elastic, 2%...

    C$14.99
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  • I'm Too Old For This Shit Gym Crew Socks

    I'm Too Old For This Shit Gym Crew Socks

    Inject humor and personality into your wardrobe with the "I'm Too Old For This Shit" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who appreciate a witty and relatable touch to their outfit, combining comfort, durability, and a playful design that...

    C$19.99
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  • Daddy Gym Crew Socks

    Daddy Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your love for relaxation with the "I Love Naps" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for nap enthusiasts, loungers, or anyone who values downtime, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design to express your appreciation for a good rest...

    C$19.99
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  • I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your love for relaxation with the "I Love Naps" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for nap enthusiasts, loungers, or anyone who values downtime, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design to express your appreciation for a good rest...

    C$19.99
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  • Trophy Husband Gym Crew Socks

    Trophy Husband Gym Crew Socks

    Elevate your loungewear game with the "Trophy Husband" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for husbands with a sense of humor and those who appreciate a touch of irony, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a witty design to make a statement while keeping...

    C$19.99
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  • Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks

    Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your post-workout humor with the "Everything Hurts And I'm Dying" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for fitness enthusiasts, athletes, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh after a challenging workout. With a blend of comfort, durability,...

    C$19.99
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  • I Love Cheese Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Cheese Gym Crew Socks

    Celebrate your passion for all things cheesy with the "I Love Cheese" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for cheese enthusiasts and those who enjoy adding a bit of fun to their wardrobe, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design that’s...

    C$19.99
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  • Horny For Houseplants Gym Crew Socks

    Horny For House Plants Gym Crew Socks

    Show off your love for greenery with a cheeky twist in the "Horny For Houseplants" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for plant enthusiasts and those with a playful sense of humor, these socks blend comfort, durability, and a fun design, making them a standout...

    C$19.99
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  • My Cat Says You're Dumb Gym Crew Socks

    My Cat Says You're Dumb Gym Crew Socks

    Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement...

    C$19.99
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  • I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks

    Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement...

    C$19.99
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