Don't talk to me before my first coffee.
I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me at this point? I wear caffeine like a suit of armor. My own personal suit of piping-hot, nutty-flavored, full-blown anxiety.
Details:
- 6 oz. net weight
- Wrapped in plastic with a brown sticker through the middle
- Ingredients: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerin, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, colouring and fragrance
- Smells like enthusiast, ok? Caffeine enthusiast. Now be a mate and hook me up to that coffee IV.
Caffeine Addicts:
✔Good source of the jitters ✔Absorbs nighttime rest ✔Cheaper than coke
