The Millennial Mood Ring

This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8.

Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the following moods:

Excited: You finally get the "Your food is being delivered" notification.
Alert: You realize if Queen Bee can get cheated on, then there's really no hope for you.
Active: Congrats! You went hiking for an Instagram post. #DoItForTheGram
Happy: Only occurs at 5pm on Fridays.
Relaxed: A mysterious feeling you heard about once. Sounds like fake news...
Romantic: You swiped right!
Stressed: You can't decide if you need a hug, 6 shots of espresso or 3 months of sleep.