Pancake Mask Glasses SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Possum Air Freshener PLEASANT POSSUM PONG This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock air freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Racing Sloth THEY’RE A HILARIOUS AND CUTE OXYMORON Racing Sloths that are built for speed, but prefer to stroll. When actual sloths join together in competition, they compete to be the slowest. In our... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Splat Possum EXPRESS YOUR PASSION WITH POSSUMS The Splat Possum is a bit of a masochist. Whether you are dropping it or throwing it as hard as possible, this possum will take it with a devious grin. Angry? Splat... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Squeaky Pickle A PICKLE WITH PERFECTLY POSITIVE PERSONALITY You knew pickles could yodel, but we’ve upped the game with our Squeak Pickle. In the Archie McPhee laboratories, we wondered what would happen if... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Squishy Bigfoot BFF THE MOST RELAXED BIGFOOT Ever dream of being pals with a Sasquatch? This squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot BFF is a 6" tall, soft rubber lump... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Cleaning Kitties Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Collection of Mini Mushrooms This Collection of Mini Mushrooms is a set of eight soft vinyl magical mushrooms each with its own stand. You can leave them in the cabinet of curiosities style package or take them out and make your... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Chicken Button Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin We're going to let you in on a secret that, until now, had only been shared with kindergarten teachers and crafters: googly eyes make everything better! Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Underpants Dispenser Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency... MSRP: Was: Now: C$13.99 Add to Cart
Goth Cat Ornament Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb it? However, this fanged and winged 4"... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Grumpy Frog Ornament Nothing exemplifies Christmas in the 2020s quite like a grumpy frog. This frog is all of us. He’s shown up, he’s celebrating Christmas, but he still has a slight grumpy grimace. Just... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Hedgehog Finger Puppets If there were ever a pageant of animals with quills, hedgehogs would probably win. (Although, have you seen that video of a porcupine eating corn?) This set of four 1-3/4" tall, soft vinyl hedgehog... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Keychain - Rubber Chicken This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow colour and bumpy skin make it easy to locate if... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
Possum in a Peanut Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Sunny the Blobfish While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Wind-Up Perky Pigeon Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Bad Hair Day Magnetic Novelty Use the magnetic wand to give Jane a bad hair day! We’ve all been stuck inside for a while, with limited access to hairdressers. That has led to some crazy hairstyles during video conferences... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Council of Monsters Playing Cards in Tin OF COURSE A VAMPIRE IS THE KING OF HEARTS If you love monsters as much as we do, this deck of Council of Monsters Playing Cards will haunt your dreams — in a good way. This is the official... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99
Emergency Bigfoot Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter! You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
