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  • Wiffle Ball in Retro Box Regulation Baseball Size Wiffle Ball Display case of Wiffle Balls

    Regulation Wiffle Ball in Retro Box

    Step into a backyard time machine with the regulation Wiffle Ball in retro packaging, where every pitch carries the nostalgia of a bygone era. This iconic ball comes packaged in a vintage-style box featuring classic illustrations and even a lesson on how...

    C$4.99
  • I Love Pickles Socks Colour Shot: I Love Pickles Socks Size Chart: I Love Pickles Socks

    I Love Pickles Gym Crew Socks

    Salty... Crunchy... Tangy... Wet... Have 'em on a hotdog, burger, fried, or fresh out the jar... there's no wrong way to live that #picklelife Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36%...

    C$19.99
  • I Love to Fart Socks Colour Shot: I Love to Fart Socks Size Chart: I Love to Fart Socks

    I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks

    There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life with you, great cushioned support for your feet so you...

    C$19.99
  • Run Girl Run Socks Colour Shot: Run Girl Run Socks Size Chart: Run Girl Run Socks

    Run Girl Run Gym Crew Socks

    Get those steps in! You got places to be and people to see, so throw on these socks and let the checkered stripes motivate you to RUN GIRL RUN! Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36%...

    C$19.99
  • My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks Lifestyle Shot: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks Size Chart: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks

    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Crew Socks

    Anyone with a dog knows that they keep secrets better than any human. Nice to have some shit you don’t have to bag up, too.  Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3%...

    C$19.99
  • Horny for Thrift Store Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks Size Chart: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks

    Horny for Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks

    If the smell of dust and stale clothes gets you going, we can only imagine what happens when you turn someone's trash into your treasure. Splash some cold water on your face, wear these socks, and try not to climax in the bric-a-brac...

    C$19.99
  • Horny for Books Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Books Socks Size Chart: Horny for Books Socks

    Horny for Books Gym Crew Socks

    There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably horny for books, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are...horny for books...

    C$19.99
  • Existential Kitty Catnip Toy Existential Kitty Catnip Toy - Reverse Side

    Existential Kitty Catnip Toy

    What is the meaning of catnip? Is catnip a luxury? Or should it be a right?  Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. Details: Dimensions: Pouch is approx 3...

    C$9.99
  • I Love My Asshole Cat - Catnip Toy I Love My Asshole Cat - Catnip Toy - Reverse

    I Love My Asshole Cat Catnip Toy

    True cat lovers will tell you the truth. One of the best things about cats is how asshole-y they are. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA...

    C$9.99
  • Talk to Your Kittens about Catnip Talk to Your Kittens about Catnip - Reverse

    Talk to Your Kittens About Catnip Cat Toy

    You know they're going to try it eventually, so have that uncomfortable talk with them now. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. Details: Dimensions: Pouch is...

    C$9.99
  • Naked and Stoned - Catnip Toy Naked and Stoned - Catnip Toy - Reverse

    Naked and Stoned Catnip Cat Toy

    Wait, how did I end up naked? Oh well, I feel great so I guess I'll just lay here one more minute...  Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA...

    C$9.99
  • KItty's First Bong Rip - Catnip Toy KItty's First Bong Rip - Catnip Toy - Reverse

    Kitty's First Bong Rip Catnip Cat Toy

    Aww, it's such a precious moment. Just look at those not-so-innocent wide eyes, taking it all in. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. Details: Dimensions:...

    C$9.99
  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

    C$29.99
  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

    C$14.99
  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"...

    C$14.99
  • Drink Mix & Rimmer Set

    Bloody Mary Mix Gift Set

    This Bloody Mary Mix Gift Set contains one box of Bloody cocktail mix, enough to make 40 portions, paired with a the complimenting seasoned glass rimmer, all in full colour and festive packaging. This exciting cocktail gift sets is a great hostess...

    C$17.99
  • Bluey Mash'ems Bluey Mash'ems

    Bluey Mash'ems

    Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures inclue Bluey and his...

    C$6.99
  • People I Love 1. Cats Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q People I Love 1. Cats Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    People I Love: Cats Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Declare your feline affection with our 'People I Love: Cats' socks – the purr-fect choice for cat enthusiasts who know where their true loyalties lie. These socks not only keep your feet warm but also proudly display your devotion to the whiskered...

    C$16.99
  • I Dig Dirt Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q I Dig Dirt Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Dig Dirt Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Get down and dirty in style with our 'I Dig Dirt' socks – the perfect accessory for nature enthusiasts and garden gurus alike. These socks not only keep your feet snug but also proudly declare your love for the earth, one step at a time...

    C$16.99
  •  I Like Spooky Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q I Like Spooky Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Like Spooky Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Show your creepy side with our 'I Like Spooky Shit' socks – a playful ode to all things mysterious and macabre. These socks aren't just for keeping your feet warm; they're a stylish statement that says you're drawn to the darker side of life, and...

    C$16.99
  • Shhh...I'm Over-thinking Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Shhh...I'm Over-thinking Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Shhh... I'm Over-thinking Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Wrap your feet in contemplative comfort with our 'Shh... I'm Over-Thinking' socks – the perfect accessory for when your mind is working overtime. These socks not only keep your toes warm but also serve as a silent plea for understanding as you...

    C$16.99
  • I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q  I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Step into subtle denial with our 'I Never Fart' women's socks – a cheeky and lighthearted way to embrace a bit of elegance. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also playfully challenge the laws of nature with a wink and a nod...

    C$16.99
  • Purrty Lights Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Purrty Lights Socks for Women by Socksmith (Green)

    Honestly, our favourite part about this pair of cat socks is that it looks like the cat is safely tucked into your sock. If only we could actually carry kittens like that. Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 61% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 2% Spandex

    C$16.99
  • Pigeon Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Pigeon Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Pigeons are a little annoying sometimes, but they have feelings too. Remember that the next time they're pecking at your feet.   Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 61% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 2% Spandex

    C$16.99
  • Axolotl Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Axolotl Socks for Women by Socksmith

    If you are familiar with the axolotl, you probably know how cool these unique amphibians are! Best part? Their face always looks like " •‿• ". Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 61% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 2% Spandex

    C$16.99
  • Screaming Goats Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Screaming Goats Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Did you know it’s not illegal or anything to just start YELLING LOUD NOISES? These screaming goats are well aware of this, and honestly, it might feel kind of good to join them for a minute. Just make sure no one is around to hear or be startled by...

    C$16.99