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  • Grow a Boyfriend Novelty Back of Grow-a-Boyfriend Novelty

    Grow a Boyfriend

    Tired of waiting for Mr. Right? Grow a Boyfriend - because who needs dating apps when you can cultivate your perfect match in the comfort of your own home? He won't steal the remote or forget your anniversary, and bonus points: zero drama, just add...

    C$3.79
  • Grow a Girlfriend Grow a Girlfriend - with Instructions

    Grow a Girlfriend

    Grow a Girlfriend: the perfect solution for a low-maintenance relationship that's literally low-maintenance. Just add water, and watch your new companion grow into a fantastic friend who never argues, always listens, and conveniently fits in your...

    C$3.79
  • Homer Simpson Keychain on Card Homer Simspon Bendable Keychain

    Homer Simpson Bendable Keychain

    D'Oh!! Let Homer remind you that sometimes the key to life is just a good laugh, and maybe a snack – preferably in the form of a doughnut! Details: Dimensions: Figure is approx 3.75" Materials: Plastic with wire armature and...

    C$14.99
  • The Original Hand Boiler How Does the Hand Boiler Work?

    The Original Hand Boiler

    Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the...

    C$9.99
  • Magnetic Sand Timer How the Magnetic Sand Timer Works

    The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass

    Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;...

    C$14.99
  • Silly Straw Drinking Glasses

    The Amazing Silly Straw Drinking Glasses

    Sip and giggle with the Silly Straw drinking glasses. These whimsical wonders turn every beverage into a playful journey as you enjoy your favourite drinks through colorful, twisty paths. With these wacky straws, your sips come with an extra dose of fun,...

    C$7.99
  • I Love Pickles Socks Colour Shot: I Love Pickles Socks Size Chart: I Love Pickles Socks

    I Love Pickles Gym Crew Socks

    Salty... Crunchy... Tangy... Wet... Have 'em on a hotdog, burger, fried, or fresh out the jar... there's no wrong way to live that #picklelife Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36%...

    C$19.99
  • I Love to Fart Socks Colour Shot: I Love to Fart Socks Size Chart: I Love to Fart Socks

    I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks

    There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life with you, great cushioned support for your feet so you...

    C$19.99
  • Run Girl Run Socks Colour Shot: Run Girl Run Socks Size Chart: Run Girl Run Socks

    Run Girl Run Gym Crew Socks

    Get those steps in! You got places to be and people to see, so throw on these socks and let the checkered stripes motivate you to RUN GIRL RUN! Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36%...

    C$19.99
  • My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks Lifestyle Shot: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks Size Chart: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks

    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Crew Socks

    Anyone with a dog knows that they keep secrets better than any human. Nice to have some shit you don’t have to bag up, too.  Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3%...

    C$19.99
  • Horny for Thrift Store Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks Size Chart: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks

    Horny for Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks

    If the smell of dust and stale clothes gets you going, we can only imagine what happens when you turn someone's trash into your treasure. Splash some cold water on your face, wear these socks, and try not to climax in the bric-a-brac...

    C$19.99
  • Horny for Books Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Books Socks Size Chart: Horny for Books Socks

    Horny for Books Gym Crew Socks

    There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably horny for books, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are...horny for books...

    C$19.99
  • George Springer Blue Jays Socks

    George Springer Toronto Blue Jays MLBPA Socks

    These cool socks feature an illustration of Blue Jays player George Springer against a bright blue background. These comfortable crew length socks are packaged in collectible packaging, featuring the full-colour original caricature. Details: 80%...

    C$21.99
  • Bo Bichette Socks

    Bo Bichette Toronto Blue Jays MLBPA Socks

    These cool socks feature a brightly illustrated caricature of Blue Jays shortstop Bo Bichette. These comfortable crew length socks are packaged in a collectible package, featuring the full-colour illustration. Details: 80% Cotton, 15%...

    C$21.99
  • Twilight Movie Socks

    Twilight Saga Eclipse Logo Socks

    Step into the world of Twilight with these officially licensed socks from the Eclipse movie. Adorned with red clouds and the movie logo, these socks blend comfort and fandom, allowing fans to showcase their love for the epic romance between vampires and...

    C$12.99
  • Vandelay Industries Key Ring Lifestyle Image - Vandelay Industries Key Ring

    Vandelay Industries Retro Motel Style Key Ring

    Embrace Seinfeld's legendary humour with our retro motel-style key ring showcasing the fictional Vandelay Industries. Carry a piece of comedic history with you, and let this quirky accessory be a daily reminder that, in the world of Seinfeld, every...

    C$11.99
  • Twin Peaks Great Northern Lodge Key Ring Lifestyle Image - Twin Peaks Key Rin

    Twin Peaks Great Northern Lodge Retro Style Key Ring

    Unlock the mysteries of Twin Peaks with our retro motel-style key ring featuring the iconic Great Northern Lodge. This vintage-inspired accessory adds a touch of David Lynch's mystique to your daily adventures, making you feel like you hold the keys to...

    C$11.99
  • Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Box of Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Bubble wrap was the original fidget toy! Pop your worries away with this box of bubble wrap popper sheets. Bursting stress has never been so satisfying – it's the ultimate therapy in a box. Take a break, pop away, and turn your tension into a...

    C$7.99
  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$8.99
  • Mentos Rainbow Roll

    Mentos Rainbow Roll

    Seven flavours of Mentos in one roll! That's the genius of the Mentos Rainbow Roll. Flavours include: Straweberry Watermelon Cherry Orange Raspberry Grape Pineapple Details: 14 candies per roll 2 of each flavour  Naturally and...

    C$2.49
  • Aspen Cider Spices

    Aspen Mulling Cider Spices - Original Blend

    This is the same cider mix we serve in our customers at our RetroFestive Store in Oakville. Delicious! Aspen Original Cider Spice features the warm flavours of cinnamon and clove. Brand: Aspen Mulling Spices Flavour: Original Spice Mulling...

    C$7.99
  • Bubblicious

    Bubblicious Bubble Gum

    It's the ultimate bubble! This Ultimate Original Bubblicious includes that pink bubble gum you know and love. Details: Each individual pack contains 5 chunks Each piece of gum is individually wrapped.

    C$2.49
  • Pickle Sour Punch

    Sour Punch Pickle Roulette

    Taste to test your odds! This pack of Pickle Roulette Sour Punch sugar straw candies includes green apple, lemon lime, watermelon and pickle sour straws - but you won't know which one is which until you bite in! Use a soft & chewy grape flavoured...

    C$4.99
  • Ass Kickin’ Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce – Travel Size

    Ass Kickin’ Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce Mini Bottle

    This travel size bottle of Ass Kickin’ Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce is sure to call out to all the hot sauce fanatics across the globe. At over 1,000,000 heat units, these Ghost Peppers (Bhut Jolokia) one of the hottest pepper in the world. EXTREMELY...

    C$2.99
  • Freeze Dried Ice Cream Sandwich Neapolitan

    Astronaut Freeze Dried Ice Cream Sandwich Neapolitan

    You don't need to be near a freezer to enjoy an ice cream sandwich! With Astronaut Ice Cream Sandwich Neapolitan you'll enjoy that iconic flavour combination of cookie and luscious ice cream in one bite. Astronaut Ice Cream Sandwich is made with...

    C$9.99
  • Haribo Gold Bears Christmas

    Christmas Golden Bears by Haribo

    Everyone knows them – and for good reason. After all, this unmistakable original has delighted fans big and small, young and old since 1922. This festive bag is the Haribo Gold Bears Christmas Edition with red and green...

    C$3.79
  • Gumi-Aid

    Gumi-Aid Fruit Flavoured Gummies

    Gumi-Aid Fruit Flavoured Gummies are for life's boo boos! These gummy candies come in four delicious flavours - cherry, lemon, apple and orange - in the shape of a bandages in a hilarious iconic box. Although these candies cannot be worn, they will cheer...

    C$9.99
  • Tinsel Town (Black) Socks by Socksmith

    Tinsel Town (Black) Women's Socks by Socksmith

    Tinsel toes, anyones? We love to step into Christmas with shimmer and puns...without all the tangles. Did you know at Santa's workshop the term "taking someone to Tinsel Town" means something quite rude. You should ask him about that when you see him on...

    C$16.99
  • Air Freshener - Pickle

    Air Freshener - Pickle

    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle Air Freshener smells like dill. Made of heavy card...

    C$5.99
  • Air Freshener - Possum 2 Air Freshener - Possum

    Possum Air Freshener

    PLEASANT POSSUM PONG This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock air freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout to the tip of its fleshy tail. This air freshener says...

    C$5.99
  • Kool-Aid Snow Day 3-Pack

    Kool-Aid Snow Day Popping Candy 3-Pack

    Oh Yeahhhhhh! The only time it's appropriate to not drink Kool-Aid is when you are eating it! Kool-Aid Popping Candy with Snow Day design is a delicious and fun candy that is perfect for any winter occasion. This 3-pack contains a variety of fruity...

    C$3.75