Grow a Girlfriend Grow a Girlfriend: the perfect solution for a low-maintenance relationship that's literally low-maintenance. Just add water, and watch your new companion grow into a fantastic friend who never argues, always listens, and conveniently fits in your... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.99 Add to Cart
Homer Simpson Bendable Keychain D'Oh!! Let Homer remind you that sometimes the key to life is just a good laugh, and maybe a snack – preferably in the form of a doughnut! Details: Dimensions: Figure is approx 3.75" Materials: Plastic with wire armature and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
The Original Hand Boiler Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
The Amazing Silly Straw Drinking Glasses Sip and giggle with the Silly Straw drinking glasses. These whimsical wonders turn every beverage into a playful journey as you enjoy your favourite drinks through colorful, twisty paths. With these wacky straws, your sips come with an extra dose of fun,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
I Love Pickles Gym Crew Socks Salty... Crunchy... Tangy... Wet... Have 'em on a hotdog, burger, fried, or fresh out the jar... there's no wrong way to live that #picklelife Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life with you, great cushioned support for your feet so you... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Run Girl Run Gym Crew Socks Get those steps in! You got places to be and people to see, so throw on these socks and let the checkered stripes motivate you to RUN GIRL RUN! Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Crew Socks Anyone with a dog knows that they keep secrets better than any human. Nice to have some shit you don’t have to bag up, too. Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Horny for Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks If the smell of dust and stale clothes gets you going, we can only imagine what happens when you turn someone's trash into your treasure. Splash some cold water on your face, wear these socks, and try not to climax in the bric-a-brac... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Horny for Books Gym Crew Socks There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably horny for books, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are...horny for books... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
George Springer Toronto Blue Jays MLBPA Socks These cool socks feature an illustration of Blue Jays player George Springer against a bright blue background. These comfortable crew length socks are packaged in collectible packaging, featuring the full-colour original caricature. Details: 80%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Bo Bichette Toronto Blue Jays MLBPA Socks These cool socks feature a brightly illustrated caricature of Blue Jays shortstop Bo Bichette. These comfortable crew length socks are packaged in a collectible package, featuring the full-colour illustration. Details: 80% Cotton, 15%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Twilight Saga Eclipse Logo Socks Step into the world of Twilight with these officially licensed socks from the Eclipse movie. Adorned with red clouds and the movie logo, these socks blend comfort and fandom, allowing fans to showcase their love for the epic romance between vampires and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Vandelay Industries Retro Motel Style Key Ring Embrace Seinfeld's legendary humour with our retro motel-style key ring showcasing the fictional Vandelay Industries. Carry a piece of comedic history with you, and let this quirky accessory be a daily reminder that, in the world of Seinfeld, every... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Twin Peaks Great Northern Lodge Retro Style Key Ring Unlock the mysteries of Twin Peaks with our retro motel-style key ring featuring the iconic Great Northern Lodge. This vintage-inspired accessory adds a touch of David Lynch's mystique to your daily adventures, making you feel like you hold the keys to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Crime Scene Toilet Paper Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details: 200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Super Gummy Hot Dog Details: Package dimensions 8.5 inches x 6 inches x 1 inch 5.29oz (150g) MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Oreo Cookie Cow Tales BBMar 2025 Chew on this! Enjoy the classic taste of Oreo cookies when you bite into this special flavour of Cow Tales.Featuring a unique combination of caramel & cream that has been loved by generations… for generations, now made with OREO cookie pieces... MSRP: Was: Now: C$0.99 Add to Cart
Mentos Rainbow Roll - 10pc Roll Seven flavours of Mentos in one roll! That's the genius of the Mentos Rainbow Roll. Flavours include: Straweberry Watermelon Cherry Orange Raspberry Grape Pineapple Details: 10 pieces Naturally and artificially flavoured MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.49 Add to Cart
Boba Milk Tea Jelly Belly Gift Box - 5 Flavours Calling all Boba Tea fans! The perfect flavour balance of tea, yummy tapioca balls and sweetness, Boba Milk Tea jelly beans from Jelly Belly come in five creamy flavours you'll love. They're a great way to enjoy your favourite bubble tea flavours... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Aspen Mulling Cider Spices - Original Blend This is the same cider mix we serve in our customers at our RetroFestive Store in Oakville. Delicious! Aspen Original Cider Spice features the warm flavours of cinnamon and clove. Brand: Aspen Mulling Spices Flavour: Original Spice Mulling... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Big League Chew Gum - Cotton Candy The Ball Players’ Gum, for major leaguers of all ages! Shredded bubble gum now in Curveball Cotton Candy flavour in a folding foil pouch that keeps the juicy flavour locked inside. A fan favourite since 1980, you’re in the big leagues... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.49 Add to Cart
Airheads Candy Nothing beats the tremendously tangy, playfully delicious chew of the original Airheads. cherry, blue raspberry, watermelon, raspberry, orange, green apple, grape, or the white mystery. Try’em all and unwrap the fun! You'll receive ONE... MSRP: Was: Now: C$0.69 Add to Cart
Bubblicious Bubble Gum It's the ultimate bubble! This Ultimate Original Bubblicious includes that pink bubble gum you know and love. Details: Each individual pack contains 5 chunks Each piece of gum is individually wrapped. MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.49 Add to Cart
Cotton Candy IPA Craft Beer Tub Prepare your taste buds for an adventure with our IPA Craft Beer Cotton Candy! It’s a treat that combines the best of both worlds, offering a delightful sweetness with a playful hoppy twist. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Laffy Taffy Grape Laffy Taffy is bursting with chewy, fruity flavour and fun in every wrapper. This Grape flavoured Laffy Taffy has a joke on every wrapper. Details: 42.5g Package design may vary MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Fun Dip Triple Pack Lick. Dip. Repeat! So much fun, we bet you can’t dip just one! It all starts with the candy Lik-A-Stix. Lick it up and dip endlessly for the sugary sweet and mildly sour kick. Once you’ve polished off the candy powder, snack on the stick... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Laffy Taffy Banana Laffy Taffy is bursting with chewy, fruity flavour and fun in every wrapper. This Banana flavoured Laffy Taffy has a joke on every wrapper. Details: 42.5g Package design may vary MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Own Your Own Home Figurine Want to buy a house but don't have the cash? Finally own the house of your dreams with the Own Your Own Home! This funny figurine is a pocket sized red house to carry around while you dream! MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Awesome 80s Movie Trivia Game Do you consider yourself an 80s movie buff? Transport yourself back to the famous decade and test your knowledge. Awesome 80s Movie Game includes 100 trivia questions about movies and stardom from the 1980s. Whether you need to break the ice at the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Air Freshener - Pickle During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle Air Freshener smells like dill. Made of heavy card... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Possum Air Freshener PLEASANT POSSUM PONG This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock air freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout to the tip of its fleshy tail. This air freshener says... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Kool-Aid Snow Day Popping Candy 3-Pack Oh Yeahhhhhh! The only time it's appropriate to not drink Kool-Aid is when you are eating it! Kool-Aid Popping Candy with Snow Day design is a delicious and fun candy that is perfect for any winter occasion. This 3-pack contains a variety of fruity... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.75 Add to Cart
The BULLSHIT Button This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
