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  • Make Your Own Paper Airplanes Make Your Own Paper Airplanes

    Make Your Own Paper Airplanes

    Paper planes Kit part of our range of plane construction kits to teach new skills. Nine assorted designs of paper planes. Choose from super hero or army as just a couple of the designs you will find inside this eye-catching envelope. Details: Ages...

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  • Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats

    Goth Cats

    GOTH CATS RULE THE NIGHT Does your kitty rule the night? Some cats are a little bit different. Their souls seem to be a constant swirl of misty darkness and they are barely able to put up with your happiness and attempts to amuse them. These soft vinyl...

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  • Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot! These 2.25" tall, soft vinyl Bigfoot Finger Puppets are...

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  • Nose Finger Puppet Nose Finger Puppet Nose Finger Puppet

    Nose Finger Puppet

    THIS FINGER PUPPET IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT While some might say everyone has their own Nose Finger Puppet, we still see the need in polite society for a Nose Finger Puppet. You have so many finger puppets to choose from, but discerning customers pick...

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  • Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom

    Meditating Mushroom

    A MEDLEY OF MINDFUL MUSHROOMS Meditating Mushrooms are for goblincore fanatics! When you see mushrooms in the forest sitting in a ring, it might be that they’re just on a fungus-friendly meditation retreat. They use their mindfulness to open the...

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  • Racing Sloth Racing Sloth

    Racing Sloth

    THEY’RE A HILARIOUS AND CUTE OXYMORON Racing Sloths that are built for speed, but prefer to stroll. When actual sloths join together in competition, they compete to be the slowest. In our imagined version, these Racing Sloths are wheeled...

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  • Disappointed Sigh Button

    Disappointed Sigh Button

    AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing...

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  • Emergency Monkey Button

    Emergency Monkey Button

    MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know that’s a terrible idea. Our plastic electronic...

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  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

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  • Collection of Mini Garden Birds Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can arrange to your heart's desire. The package is designed to...

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  • Pancake Mask Glasses Pancake Mask Glasses

    Pancake Mask Glasses

    SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the difference. People love pancakes. That means that when...

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  • Squeaky Pickle Squeaky Pickle

    Squeaky Pickle

    A PICKLE WITH PERFECTLY POSITIVE PERSONALITY You knew pickles could yodel, but we’ve upped the game with our Squeak Pickle. In the Archie McPhee laboratories, we wondered what would happen if we crossed our Squawking Chicken with a pickle. The...

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  • Splat Possum Splat Possum

    Splat Possum

    EXPRESS YOUR PASSION WITH POSSUMS The Splat Possum is a bit of a masochist. Whether you are dropping it or throwing it as hard as possible, this possum will take it with a devious grin. Angry? Splat the possum! Happy? Celebrate with a possum toss! Splat...

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  • Squishy Bigfoot Squishy Bigfoot BFF Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    THE MOST RELAXED BIGFOOT Ever dream of being pals with a Sasquatch? This squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot BFF is a 6" tall, soft rubber lump of malleable mush that you’ll want to hug and...

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  • Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    YOU CALL THEM RODENTS, I CALL THEM FRIEND There is wee wildlife in the big city! Itty Bitty City Critters! Sure, they cause messes and damage your property, but the animals that live in urban areas are also adorable. These soft vinyl Itty Bitty City...

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  • Bag of Itty Bitty Rubbber Chickens

    Bag of Itty Bitty Rubbber Chickens

    YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENS Rubber Chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but also adorable. Win win! This is a bag of twelve hard vinyl 1.5" mini-chickens. Fun by the flock...

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  • Silly Putty Silly Putty Inside the Egg! Silly Putty Newsprint trick

    Original Silly Putty

    Stretch your imagination with Silly Putty, the timeless classic! Its unique blend of bouncing, molding, and stretching action has been an important part of childhood since 1950. This pliable putty not only bounces high and stretches thin, but...

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  • Black Ops Slap Bracelet Watch Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Black Ops

    Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Black Ops

    BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even...

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  • Sassy Sequins Slap Bracelet Watch Sassy Sequins Slap Bracelet Watch

    Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Sassy Sequins

    BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even...

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  • Unicorn Keychain In Box Unicorn Keychain

    Unicorn Keychain

    Who says unicorns don't exist? Make everyone believers with this cute keychain. Details: Unicorn Dimensions: 1.75"W X 2"H Packaging: Full Colour Illustrated Hang Tag Ages: 3+

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  • Space Gun LED Keychain Space Gun LED Keychain

    Space Gun LED Keychain

    Fend off alien intruders with this space gun key chain! When pressed, this novelty keychain flashes red and make a classic ray gun beam sound. Details: Space Gun Dimensions: 2.25"W X 1.5"H Packaging: Full Colour Illustrated Hang Tag Ages: 3+

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  • Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2 Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2 Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2

    Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2

    Moral support for tangled cables. Unravel the magic of organization with Fred’s Trip Wires — mushroom cable ties that add some woodland whimsy to your cable chaos. Each set of 2 is constructed from flexible silicone and zinc wire.

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  • Magic Sprout Bookmarks Set of 4 Magic Sprout Bookmarks Set of 4 Magic Sprout Bookmarks Set of 4

    Magic Sprout Bookmarks Set of 4

    No need to go foraging for the last page you read – these mini-mushroom bookmarks easily sprout where you left off! Magic Sprouts are made of soft, flexible silicone and includes four bookmarks in two shades and lengths, measuring 2″ and...

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  • The Spooky Sound Machine The Spooky Sound Machine

    The Spooky Sound Machine

    A scary soundtrack for all occasions! Just press the buttons for an instant eerie noise, including: female scream male scream creaking door howling wolf screeching raven thunder & lightning hooting owl scary laugh witches...

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  • The Sound Machine The Sound Machine

    The Sound Machine

    Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha. Details: Dimensions: 2.75"W X 7...

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  • Fart Button Fart Button

    The FART Button

    Let one rip with the ultimate gross-out gift! Twenty different and hilarious fart noises are played when the button is pressed. It's the perfect way to embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you! Big red light up button Dimensions:...

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  • Littlest Pet Shop Surprise Pets Littlest Pet Shop Surprise Box Front of LPS Surprise Box Back of LPS Surprise Box LPS Pets at Play

    Littlest Pet Shop Pet Surprise

    Kids and 'kidults' alike will love collecting this new generation of Littlest Pet Shop! Each LPS Surprise Box contains 1 special bobblin' head pet, 1 adorable accessory, 1 collector's card, 1 virtual code, and 1 collector's guide. With the Pet Surprise...

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  • Grow a Boyfriend Novelty Back of Grow-a-Boyfriend Novelty

    Grow a Boyfriend

    Tired of waiting for Mr. Right? Grow a Boyfriend - because who needs dating apps when you can cultivate your perfect match in the comfort of your own home? He won't steal the remote or forget your anniversary, and bonus points: zero drama, just add...

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  • Grow a Girlfriend Grow a Girlfriend - with Instructions

    Grow a Girlfriend

    Grow a Girlfriend: the perfect solution for a low-maintenance relationship that's literally low-maintenance. Just add water, and watch your new companion grow into a fantastic friend who never argues, always listens, and conveniently fits in your...

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  • Batman and Robin Bendable Figures on Card 1966 Batman and Robin Bendable Figure 2-Pack

    Batman and Robin 6-Inch Bendable Figures

    Unleash Gotham's caped crusaders with the Batman and Robin Bendable Figure Set. These flexible heroes are ready to swing into action, contorting into dynamic poses that bring the comic book excitement to life. With a bend here and a twist there, recreate...

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  • The Original Hand Boiler How Does the Hand Boiler Work?

    The Original Hand Boiler

    Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the...

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  • Magnetic Sand Timer How the Magnetic Sand Timer Works

    The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass

    Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;...

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  • Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd Bendable Figure 2-Pack Looney Tunes Bendable Figures on Card - Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd

    Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd 4-Inch Bendable Figures

    This set of Looney Tunes bendable figures lets you twist and turn Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd into hilariously dynamic poses, bringing the classic cartoon chaos to life in your hands. Watch Bugs outsmart Fudd in a bendable battle of wits,...

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  • Silly Straw Drinking Glasses

    The Amazing Silly Straw Drinking Glasses

    Sip and giggle with the Silly Straw drinking glasses. These whimsical wonders turn every beverage into a playful journey as you enjoy your favourite drinks through colorful, twisty paths. With these wacky straws, your sips come with an extra dose of fun,...

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  • The BULLSHIT Button The BULLSHIT Button in Package The BULLSHIT Button in Action!

    The BULLSHIT Button

    This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,...

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