World's Smallest Boom Box Wireless Bluetooth Speaker Back in the day, boom boxes were big, loud, and portable, and we loved them for that. This one's still got a big sound, but at just 3.25 inches wide it's even more portable. It won't chew through the batteries, either; when it runs low just plug it into... MSRP: Was: Now: C$27.99 Add to Cart
Bluey Mash'ems Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures inclue Bluey and his... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Electronic Yodelling Pickle THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Gumby and Pokey Gumbitty 3-Inch Bendable Figures He was once a little green slab of clay, but now Gumby and his pony pal Pokey are 3-inch mini bendable figures! These iconic pals are fun and flexible! Details: 3 inches tall each Ages 3+ MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
A Sack of Shit Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details: Turds vary in size from 2" to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Magnetic Baby Face AWWW… LOOK AT BABY’S BEARD Some babies are born bald. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the imagination! From hipster to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger Why just charge your phone when you can spread Christmas cheer at the same time?! Plug the USB into a computer or a charging cube and watch as the strand of bulbs light up! Instant Christmas! Details: Dimensions: 46" long. 15 bulbs are 4"... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Finger Cats Finally, a cat that does what you want it to do! Now you can always have a cat at the tip of your fingers! They come in four different styles (breeds) and are perfect for putting on a kitty puppet show that is almost certainly guaranteed to annoy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Instant Audience Button You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Amazing Drinking Bird Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Gumby and Pokey 6-Inch Bendable Figures Catch up with your old pals, Gumby and Pokey. These two retro bendable figures will give you total nostalgia vibes! Fans of nostalgic toys will love having their very own fun and flexible Gumby and Pokey bendable figures. The little green clay humanoid... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99
Mini Fighter Racing Plane There are two different miniature foam Miniature Racing Planes to pop out and build in each pack. These easy-to-assemble planes come in a retro-inspired sleeve and are perfect for party bags. Ten different designs to collect in total. Details: Ages... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.50 Add to Cart
Wriggly Wooly Worm A flexible fluffy worm with an invisible thread to make the worm slither hither and tither as if alive! Each comes with a clear string that you can pull along to make them look like they are alive. Details: Approx 8" long You will receive... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.50 Add to Cart
Sticky Man Wall Crawler Throw your Sticky-Man at a smooth wall and watch him climb down! The astounding, wall-crawling sticky-man is a funny retro toy with hours of fun in a small package! Details: Approx 3" tall You will receive a gold Sticky-Man OR a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.50 Add to Cart
Own Your Own Home Figurine Want to buy a house but don't have the cash? Finally own the house of your dreams with the Own Your Own Home! This funny figurine is a pocket sized red house to carry around while you dream! MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Sunny the Blobfish While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like, “Blobfish, Blobfish, looks... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Cleaning Kitties Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Hedgehog Finger Puppets If there were ever a pageant of animals with quills, hedgehogs would probably win. (Although, have you seen that video of a porcupine eating corn?) This set of four 1-3/4" tall, soft vinyl hedgehog finger puppets comes in an assortment of four different... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Wind-Up Perky Pigeon Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind it up... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger frights! Every 2” tall, soft plastic fiend is a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Chicken Button Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Possum in a Peanut Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" long, has four wheels... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Lord Phartwell's Hairy Scary Jumping Spider Beware – not for those with arachnophobia! Watch this rather hairy spider come alive as it jumps about. Great for party bags, stocking fillers and Halloween. Scare the living daylights out of some poor unsuspecting passer by! ... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Waving Gumby 3-D Motion Clock Your favourite classic character Gumby is now your favourite clock! A functional, nostalgic keepsake designed to keep time and keep you smiling. Gumby's arm will wave back and forth and can stand on a level surface or be wall mounted... MSRP: Was: Now: C$69.99 Add to Cart
Barbie Mash'ems Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures include 6 different... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
At Your Service Bell Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun. Details: Packaging: Full colour illustrated box Dimensions: Approx 2.5" × 3.25" × 3.25" MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Stress Breaker Stress Ball Inspired by the world’s toughest piece of candy, Stress Breaker is a unique stress ball with a splattered paint effect that resembles a real jawbreaker. Stress Breaker is a heavy-duty, tactile ball that squishes to help relieve stress, and can... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup in a Cup is your new squishy, sophisticated companion! These espresso cups look like your favorite coffee drink, but give them a squeeze, and out comes an adorable little pup! Meet Cocoa Corgi, Lab-Latte, Frenchiatto, and Pugachino. Who knew such a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy Pop-A-Chino is your new squishy, sophisticated companion! These espresso cups look like your favorite coffee drink, but give them a squeeze, and out comes an adorable little kitty cat! Who knew such a little cup could hold so much cuteness!Available in 4... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Dino Skull Hand Puppet Look out for these Dino Skull Hand Puppets! They are the Tyrannosaurus Rex OR Triceratops skull rubber hand puppets! Super stretchy prehistoric dino puppets make endless expressions, fierce and silly. One size fits most. Latex-free. The intricate skull... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Peg Game Neato! Classics presents this nostalgic wooden peg game! Just like you remember from childhood and just as challenging as ever to finish with only one peg left! Great way to occupy kids quietly in the car or while waiting for supper. Small pieces... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99
Care Bears Micro Plush These charming miniature plush toys bring iconic Care Bears to life with their vibrant colours and soft, huggable design, making them perfect go-anywhere companions for fans of all ages. Collection includes: Cheer Bear, Grumpy Bear, Good Luck Bear,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Chonky Cheeks Hamster Squeeze Toy Chonky Cheeks Hamster is a hilarious fidget toy that's perfect for sensory play or stress relief. Squeeze these adorable little hamsters and watch as they blow up their cheeks, as if they're storing up peanuts for later! These lovable critters are sure... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Nee Doh Panic Pete in Four Colours Don’t Panic, because Panic Pete is here to help! Squeeze his belly and watch his eyes, nose and ears POP! Pete is a classic stress relieving toy. Great at the desk or in the toybox. Each Classic NeeDoh is filled with a non-toxic, dough-like... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
