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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

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  • Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Rudolph Design Toilet Paper

    Rudolph Design Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Santa Globby Stress & Fidget Toy Santa Globby Stress & Fidget Toy Santa Globby Stress & Fidget Toy

    Santa Globby Stress & Fidget Toy

    Bring holiday cheer to your relaxation with the Santa Globby Stress & Fidget Toy! This squishy, Santa-shaped toy is perfect for relieving stress and keeping your hands busy during the festive season Details:  Globby is 5" tall Ages...

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  • My Little Pony Tattoos My Little Pony Tattoos

    My Little Pony Tattoos

    My Little Pony tattoos are temporary tattoos featuring characters from the My Little Pony franchise. These tattoos include colorful designs, magical elements like rainbows and stars, and the iconic My Little Pony logo. Details: Dimensions: Approx. 4"...

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  • Spongebob Squarepants Tattoos Spongebob Squarepants Tattoos

    Spongebob Squarepants Tattoos

    SpongeBob SquarePants tattoos are temporary tattoos featuring characters and elements from the beloved animated series. These tattoos often include images of SpongeBob, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, and other characters from Bikini Bottom...

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tattoos Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tattoos

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tattoos

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tattoos are temporary tattoos featuring the iconic characters from the popular TMNT franchise. These tattoos often include images of Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael, along with other elements like their...

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  • Surprise Claw Machine

    Claw Machine with Lights & Music (Really Works!)

    Experience the joy and excitement of a classic arcade game right at home with the Surprise Claw Machine! This colourful and interactive toy brings the thrill of the claw machine to your fingertips, complete with adorable mini plush toys to grab and...

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  • Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw

    Novelty Tool Pen - Saw

    Bring some excitement to your writing tasks with the unique and creative Novelty Tool Pen - Saw! Shaped like a miniature saw, this quirky pen combines practicality with a playful design, making it perfect for anyone who loves unique office supplies...

    C$6.99
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  • Swiftie Forever Sticker Swiftie Forever Sticker

    Swiftie Forever Sticker

    Celebrate your Swiftie pride with the Die Cut Sticker - Swiftie Forever! Featuring a stylish and durable design, this high-quality sticker is perfect for personalizing laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and more. A must-have for any Taylor Swift fan,...

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  • Driving Gnome for Christmas Driving Gnome for Christmas

    Driving Gnome for Christmas

    Add a touch of whimsy to your holiday decor with our Driving Gnomes for Christmas, featuring two festive gnomes racing in vintage cars filled with gifts and holiday cheer. Perfect for mantels, shelves, or under the tree, these charming gnomes bring...

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  • Christmas Jokes Christmas Jokes

    Christmas Jokes

    Light up your holiday season with our delightful collection of 100 Christmas Jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or cozy nights by the fire, this book is filled with hilarious, festive jokes that are sure to bring smiles and laughter...

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  • Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament adds a savory twist to your tree, featuring a miniature packet of ramen noodles with its iconic packaging and a sprinkle of noodle-loving charm, promising a deliciously quirky addition to your holiday decor that's sure to...

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  • Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Boba Tea Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament captures the essence of bubble tea bliss with a miniature plastic cup adorned with colorful pearls and a sprinkle of festive cheer, promising a sweet and satisfying addition to your holiday decor that's sure to bubble up...

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  • Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the king of dressings, featuring a miniature bottle of Ranch complete with its unmistakable creamy hue and a sprinkle of ranch-loving charm, promising a flavourful twist to your holiday decor...

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  • Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Get cozy with the glass Swiftea Mug ornament, a must-have collectible ornament for every adorning fan. This Fearless Flavor cup of tea ornament combines the joy of holidays sips with a sprinkle of Swiftie flair.  Hang it on your tree for a touch of...

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  • Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament whimsically immortalizes the beloved jar of peanut butter.   Hang it on your tree for a dollop of humour and memories of the classic PB & J sandwiches.  Or just grab a spoon and eat directly from the jar...

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  • Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot! These 2.25" tall, soft vinyl Bigfoot Finger Puppets are...

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  • Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom

    Meditating Mushroom

    A MEDLEY OF MINDFUL MUSHROOMS Meditating Mushrooms are for goblincore fanatics! When you see mushrooms in the forest sitting in a ring, it might be that they’re just on a fungus-friendly meditation retreat. They use their mindfulness to open the...

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  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

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  • Collection of Mini Garden Birds Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can arrange to your heart's desire. The package is designed to...

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  • Pancake Mask Glasses Pancake Mask Glasses

    Pancake Mask Glasses

    SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the difference. People love pancakes. That means that when...

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  • Axolotl Air Freshener

    Axolotl Air Freshener

    SMELLS LIKE A SMILE When you’re trapped in traffic, the sly smile of this pink axolotl will remind you that you’d probably be happier living underwater surrounded by bubbles. Not to mention, this 4.75" tall, heavy cardstock air freshener...

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  • Splat Possum Splat Possum

    Splat Possum

    EXPRESS YOUR PASSION WITH POSSUMS The Splat Possum is a bit of a masochist. Whether you are dropping it or throwing it as hard as possible, this possum will take it with a devious grin. Angry? Splat the possum! Happy? Celebrate with a possum toss! Splat...

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  • Squishy Bigfoot Squishy Bigfoot BFF Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    THE MOST RELAXED BIGFOOT Ever dream of being pals with a Sasquatch? This squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot BFF is a 6" tall, soft rubber lump of malleable mush that you’ll want to hug and...

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  • Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Our super festive wine glass is perfect for the wine snob in your life (even if it's yourself), bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! Kick back and relax with a much-needed glass, or bottle, of much deserved wine! The unique design of the...

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  • Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    This wine glass is a unique gift for the wine lover in your life, bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! The unique design of the glass gives it a fun twist on what could otherwise be an ordinary holiday wine glass. This adorable wine glass is...

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  • Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Winning top honors at the Ugly Sweater holiday party isn't as easy as firing up the Amazon app and whipping out the credit card. It takes a whole new level of dedication, and we've got the perfect gag. Our new Ugly Sweater Coffee Mug puts you in a...

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  • Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Let's Get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Get Lit this holiday and let everyone know! Our LED Holiday Beer Glass will light up any holiday party. Just fill it up and select one of 3 lighting modes. It's a great gift for holiday parties, gift swaps, and more, even if it's for yourself...

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  • Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    From the hallowed halls of Nevermore Academy comes a Chia pet of most macabre kind, the Wednesday Addams Chia Pet! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

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