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  • Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring

    Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects

     Be a rock star wherever you go with this mini guitar on your key ring. Deliver a rocking guitar solo and laser light show with the press of a button. Plays a heavy metal guitar solo and bright flashing LED lights. *Click on the Videos tab above...

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  • Millennial Mood Ring EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Ring Millennial Mood Rings EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Rings

    The Millennial Mood Ring

    This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8. Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the following moods: Excited: You finally get the "Your food...

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  • EV-TSM7752 Catstronaut Ball EV-TSM7752 Catstronaut Ball Catstronaut Ball

    Catstronaut Stress Ball

    Take me to your litter. Space + Cats = castronomical cuteness. This 3” wide catstronaut is a slow-rise squishy stress ball from space. Perfect for the sci-fi fan and/or cat lover in your life!    

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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

    C$13.99
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  • Because Wine Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler

    Because Kids Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler

    This double-wall insulated stainless steel wine tumbler doesn't judge...it understands that everyone needs a few glasses of wine now and then, especially when they have kids! Our wine tumblers are made of double walled stainless steel and include a...

    C$26.99
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  • The NO Button The NO! Button The No Button with Box

    The NO Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE!  Plays...

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  • Bear Claw Back Scratcher

    Bear Claw Back Scratcher

    This extendable Bear Claw Back Scratcher is great for the those hard to reach places! The scratcher extends to 22" and has a comfortable cushion-grip handle but also retracts for compact storage. Instant itch relief will now be within your...

    C$7.99
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  • Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel hand SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet Attacking squirrel puppet in action Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel front

    SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet

    Squirrel! If your family loves the Christmas Vacation scene where the squirrel jumps on Clark Griswold, then you'll love "surprising" them with our Attacking Red Squirrel Puppet! (Watch the video, below). Just think of the possibilities!  Pose him...

    C$37.99
  • Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker

    Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Pixie Caps Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 3.5" x 2.5"

    C$3.99
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  • Technicolour Yawn Vinyl Sticker

    Technicolour Yawn Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Technicolor Yawn Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 4" x...

    C$3.99
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  • Cluck This Shit Gum Cluck This Shit Gum

    Cluck This Shit Gum

     Ain't nothing not totally family friendly about this sentiment. Nope.  Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

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  • Happy Gum Happy Gum

    Happy Gum

    Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. This gum makes your life less crappy - at least while you're chewing it. Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

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  • Tardigrade Glass Christmas Ornament

    Tardigrade Glass Christmas Ornament

    THAT BLOB MAKES YOUR TREE LOOK AMAZING! Of all the decorations on your tree, this one will be the blobbiest. It’s a 4-1/2" hand-blown glass ornament in the shape of a puffy, glittery blobfish. The blobfish has been called the world’s...

    C$23.99
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  • Blobfish Glass Christmas Ornament

    Blobfish Glass Christmas Ornament

    THAT BLOB MAKES YOUR TREE LOOK AMAZING! Of all the decorations on your tree, this one will be the blobbiest. It’s a 4-1/2" hand-blown glass ornament in the shape of a puffy, glittery blobfish. The blobfish has been called the world’s...

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  • Bigfoot Erasers Pink Bigfoot Eraser Groovy Bigfoot Erasers in Box A gathering of Bigfoot Erasers

    Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser

    IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh vibes, he just wants to practice mindfulness on a...

    C$6.99
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  • Finger Hands Finger Hands in Box Finger Hands on Model

    Finger Hands

    YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! These tiny hands are sure to take care of a lot of hand needs. Each soft rubber 2-3/4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm. Available in both Left and Right hands, Light and Dark Skin...

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  • Happy Axolotls Happy Axolotls in their habitat! Happy Axolotls in Box

    Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure

    AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even smiling!  You will receive ONE Axolotl in a randomly...

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  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp...

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  • Racing Cats In Boxes Racing Cats In Boxes Display Case

    Racing Cats In Boxes

    It’s a regular kitty-in-box convoy! Each 2.5" long, fast-moving feline is made of soft vinyl and plastic. Pull them back and watch them go!   Details: You'll receive one randomly chosen Racing Cat. (If you order more than one, we'll try...

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  • Itty Bitty Gargoyles Itty Bitty Gargoyles Packaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Unpackaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Lifestyle Shot

    Itty Bitty Gargoyles

    You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The only problem is they’re too huge to protect your...

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  • Emotional Support Chicken Front View Emotional Support Chicken Back View Emotional Support Chicken Lifestyle Shot

    Emotional Support Chicken

    Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly. It comes wearing a removable nylon vest...

    C$19.99
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  • Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament Unpackaged View Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament

    The Vulture Ornament is ready to help you celebrate the holidays! This vulture’s only wish for Christmas is a festive carcass under the tree. If that can’t happen, it’s happy to feast on leftover turkey or some ham gristle. This...

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  • Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament

    If Santa were hip to trending animals, he’d drop those old school reindeer (yawn) and switch over to a sleigh drawn by a team of axolotls. Thus, our Axolotl Ornament. Axolotls are amphibious, so while they’d probably prefer to be in a tank,...

    C$23.99
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  • Handiclaus Finger Puppets Packaged View Handiclaus Finger Puppets Unpackaged View Handiclaus Finger Puppets Lifestyle Shot

    Handiclaus Finger Puppets

    Your kids will believe in Santa Claus when they see your boring hand gussied up for Christmas with Handiclaus. Arrange these finger puppets on your fingers and bam, instant Santa! Only a hand dressed as Scrooge would “Bah, humbug”...

    C$12.99
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  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

    C$34.99
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  • Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set Front Side

    Naughty Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

    Our Naughty Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set features two ceramic pigs going hog wild! These salt & pepper dispensers are sure to shake things up at your next meal! Go ahead, ham it up—but don’t get salty if someone gets...

    C$19.99
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  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas crazy! Details: Contents: 10 baubles, tinsel and 1 star...

    C$16.99
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  • Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper - Front View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper - Back View Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper Santa Riding T-Rex 10" Plastic Tree Topper - Back View

    Santa Riding T-Rex 10-Inch Tree Topper

    This hilarious Santa Christmas Tree topper shows Santa Claus riding a T-Rex to deliver his packages. The reindeer must have the night off! The fun dino is wearing a santa hat and Christmas themed scarf This Dinosaur tree topper Stands 10 Inches x 7...

    C$59.99
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  • King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view

    King Kong 10-Inch Tree Topper

    King Kong is climbing the Xmas tree to place the star on top! Or taking it off depending on how you look at it. Either way, he's in his classic position, just like he's holding onto the building. This funny tree topper stands 10 Inches x 8 Inches -...

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  • Holy Roller Lint Brush Holy Roller in Action Clean up after pets with the Holy Roller Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention. HOLY ROLLER is an iconic 60 sheet lint roller that's ready to wipe away a multitude of sins. 9.5-inches Made of PP plastic HOLY ROLLER fits Evercare and Ikea...

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  • Cat Butt Mug - My Gift to You My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug - Lifestyle Boxed View - My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug

    My Gift to You - Say Anything Mug

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel.  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour illustrated box with window cut-out Dishwasher and...

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  • Say Anything Mug - I Might Be High I Might Be High Mug - Lifestyle Say Anything Mug - I Might Be High - Boxed View

    I Might Be High - Say Anything Mug

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel.  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour illustrated box with window cut-out Dishwasher and...

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  • Dinner Winner Gastronaut Dinner Tray Help Kids Eat with Dinner Winner Astronaut-themed Kids Plate

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Gastronaut

    The game of yum - eat to win! Blast off into a culinary adventure through space in ...3...2...1! Fred's award-winning DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". This galactic-themed plate helps even the fussiest...

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  • Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Enchanted Forest

    The game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". Helps even the fussiest eaters make it through a meal! Details: Dimensions: Approx...

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