How Snowflakes are Made - Frosty Parody Glass Bulb Ornament Here's Frosty, showing us how snowflakes are really made! Who knew?! Materials: Glass Dimensions: 3" in diameter MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Goat Button GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Bigfoot Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter! You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we bribed him with pizza and an IPA. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Hilarious Recording Duck Animated Figure Wanna buy a duck?? Add a fun, festive touch to your holidays with this plush talking duck! Press the button and say something into the duck --he repeats it back to you in a hilarious high-pitched voice! Record your voice again and again for continued... MSRP: Was: Now: C$36.99 Add to Cart
Crossword Puzzle Mug in Gift Box Don't just do your crossword OVER a cup of coffee, do it ON your cup of coffee! Each Crossword Puzzle mug comes complete with a pencil and clues to your first puzzle right on the box. Wash off the old answers and go to crosswordmug.com for many more... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug in Gift Box The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus but as soon as your pour in a hot beverage, Jesus gets cheeky! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Messiah. Hallelujah! Hand wash in warm, soapy water only and microwave safe... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Snowman Splat Ball Do you get a bit stressed out during the hub-bub leading up to Christmas? Take it out on this smiley splat ball snowman. Don't worry... you can throw him to the floor as hard as you want! He will bounce right back into his original... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Squirrel in Underpants Ornament Do you look at your Christmas tree every year and think something is missing? We've solved the problem with our Squirrel in Underpants Ornament.Every tree needs a squirrel in underpants. You’d be nuts not to have one! Details: Dimensions: 4"... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6 Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort food! Macaroni and cheese has become a holiday family... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6 Gravy Candy Canes are here to save Christmas the same way that actual gravy saves dry turkey. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on gravy to cover everything up and make it better. This set of six 5-1/4" tall, gravy-flavored canes... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Dante's Inferno Candy Canes - Set of 6 These Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imagined! You get six 5-1/4" tall, sweet candy canes with a hint of demonic spice. With their red and white stripes, you’ll be able to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Hot Dog Candy Canes WIENER WIENER HOT DOG DINNER Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Boiled, grilled or steamed, everybody loves a hot dog! Sure,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes celebrate that most under appreciated part of holiday celebrations, dips! Whether you’re snacking around the tree or watching a Christmas movie together, everybody loves to dip. These candy canes taste just like our... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Tumbling Santa with Parachute This kitschy parachuted Santa is on a mission to deliver presents to kids around the world. He will flip, swing and tumble his way to success! Details: Flips, tumbles and swings Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) Packaging: Full colour... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire Everyone's favourite drag queen RuPaul is now a Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply replacing the seeds with similar herbs or more Chia seeds... MSRP: Was: Now: C$32.99
Chia Pet: ALF Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Now you can invite your favourite Alien Life Form from Melmac into your home when you buy our ALF Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by... MSRP: Was: Now: C$32.99 Add to Cart
One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable and colourful socks feature a person watching TV on a bean chair. Amongst colourful swirls are the words "One more episode. Ok, one more episode."Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Racing Cockroach You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Office Possum Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15" possum or bend its tail to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Santa Possum Glass Ornament This hand-blown glass ornament is shaped like a possum laying on its back while wearing a Santa coat and hat. The legend of Santa Possum is whispered about in back alleys and junkyards around the world. When kids walk in on Santa Human putting gifts... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Mary Bendable Figure This Mary Bendable Toy Figure shows the mother of Jesus in a yellow dress and blue robe. She stands 5.5 inches tall and is movable and bendable! Details: Material: Plastic with wire armature Packaging: Cardboard backing with plastic bubble MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Dashboard Wobbler Elvis Shake, rattle and roll down the road with Elvis! This Elvis Presley Dashboard Wobbler features the King of Rock n Roll in his unforgettable outfit from the 1973 TV special Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii. Details: Dimensions: 4... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Poms in 3 Styles Brighten up your winter look with these pom-pom knit hats with a humorous Christmas sentiment on the cuffs and a light-up feature on the front. Choose from three festive and colourful assorted designs: HO HO HO with Christmas sweater pattern, LET IT GLOW... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Choose Options
Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover Our Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover is a felt crafted bottle cover shaped like an old-timey nightshirt and sleeping cap. This red and white striped Santa cap and gown features a jingle bell and a message that reads "The Nightcap Before... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set Happy little trees, happy little clouds. The fridge is your Bob Ross canvas! The Joy of Painting Magnetic Play Set comes complete with over 25 magnets including an easel, paints, brushes, and elements you can add to three different canvases... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
The Floater Poop Gag Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details: Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!) MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
CHOMP the Shark Celebrate Shark Week (or any week!) with Chomp the Shark. He's HUNGRY and you caught him in the middle of his lunch. Just squeeze his sides to see the leg of his latest victim pops in and out! A funny little toy that makes a great stocking... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Hairball Kitty This Kitty has a hairball! Load your new feline friend with a soft pom pom hairball, then give them a squeeze and HACK! Their hairball shoots across the room, or at a funny friend. Perfect for endless amusement, and a great addition to any... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Globby Stress & Fidget Toy Get a Grip! Squeeze and pull Globby and he'll return to his original shape! Globby helps you relieve your stress, and is your personal grip trainer. Makes a great gift for those who are fidgety! Details: Globby is 5" tall Ages... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Jumbo Joke Box The joke’s on you with our Jumbo Joke Box. This Joke Box comes with 8 classic gags in one package including goofy teeth, hand buzzer, floating eyeball, vomit, a bandaged finger, fake blood with finger pin, doggy stool, and fart whistle... MSRP: Was: Now: C$24.99 Add to Cart
Put A Sock In It Men's Crew Socks by Hatley Your morning routine just got a little funnier with these awesome crew socks! Even if you have a case of the Mondays these socks are sure to put a smile on your face with their cute black bear design and the words "put a sock in it". Machine wash cold... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Bigfoot Action Figure They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This Bigfoot Action Figure is the perfect thing to hide in the bushes of your backyard. Then you and your friends can dress up in camo and look for it. If you're lucky, you'll get your own TV... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Bacon Candy Canes Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a flavour explosion! Each box contains 6 candy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Retro Static TV LED Keychain with Sound This retro TV keychain will remind you of days spent in front of the good-old-fashioned boob tube. Remember the sights and sounds of black and white static? Now you can, with the press of a button. Push the knob to see the flashing TV come to life with... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
