null

SAVE 14% Off Everything with Code: 14LOVE. Free Shipping Over: $79+ S. Ontario / $95+ Canada & USA

RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    The ultimate snacktivity tray. Match Up is an interactive snack tray that doubles as a game! Kids will be entertained and inspired to eat as they pop open mystery doors two at a time to find snack matches. It’s just like traditional memory, but...

    C$29.99
  • Pickled Corkscrew Pickled Corkscrew

    Pickled Corkscrew

    For your favorite brine snob. When it’s time to relish a dillightful bottle of wine, reach for Fred’s Pickled corkscrew and everything will be just brine. This quality, multi-functional bar tool includes a foil cutter and double-hinged lever...

    C$24.99
  • Mushroom Measuring Cups Mushroom Measuring Cups Mushroom Measuring Cups

    Mushroom Measuring Cups

    This set of 6 dry measuring cups have a perfect ratio of cute-to-convenience. Mushrooms Cups perfectly nest together so you’ll spend less time foraging for the right-sized cup. Accurately measuring 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup,...

    C$22.99
  • Pickle Erasers Pickle Erasers OOP

    Pickle Erasers

    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have these pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes and doodles are in a pickle. Details: Package dimensions: Approx. 7" x 4" Eraser dimensions:...

    C$11.99
  • The Spooky Sound Machine The Spooky Sound Machine

    The Spooky Sound Machine

    A scary soundtrack for all occasions! Just press the buttons for an instant eerie noise, including: female scream male scream creaking door howling wolf screeching raven thunder & lightning hooting owl scary laugh witches...

    C$18.99
  • The Sound Machine The Sound Machine

    The Sound Machine

    Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha. Details: Dimensions: 2.75"W X 7...

    C$18.99
  • Peace Out Accessory Display Stand Peace Out Accessory Display Stand

    Peace Out - Accessory Display Stand

    Peace, Love & Bedroom Organization! Ditch your boring jewelry box and go for a unique necklace display instead. Or use it to hold your watch or headphones! Approx. 7 inches tall  

    C$24.99
  • Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Invite a touch of mystery and folklore into your garden with this Bigfoot garden statue – a whimsical guardian of your greenery! This elusive yet endearing creature adds a dash of intrigue and charm, turning your outdoor space into a playful...

    C$29.99
  • The Original Hand Boiler How Does the Hand Boiler Work?

    The Original Hand Boiler

    Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the...

    C$9.99
  • Magnetic Sand Timer How the Magnetic Sand Timer Works

    The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass

    Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;...

    C$15.99
  • Donut Holster Prank Gift Box Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Rear Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Inside Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Donut Holster Large Prank Gift Box

    Keep your favourite treats at arm's length! This prank gift box is perfect for anyone that enjoys eating and convenience. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact,...

    C$9.99
  • Family Blankeez Prank Pack Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Rear Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Packaging

    Family Blankeez Large Prank Gift Box

    Give the gift of cozy deception with our prank gift box for the 'Blankeez Family-Size Hooded Blanket' – the ultimate surprise that's sure to hoodwink your loved ones. Inside this deceiving packaging lies endless laughter as you watch them open the...

    C$9.99
  • Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Front Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Rear Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Inside Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Tidy Tips Large Prank Gift Box

    This prank gift box looks like the most terrible cleaning invention ever. Put your real gift inside for a puzzled look from the person on your list. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$9.99
  • Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Front Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Back Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Inside Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Packaging Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Nothing brings a family closer together than a phony gift box. This gag package is designed specifically to produce maximum disappointment in children. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$9.99
  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

    C$29.99
  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

    C$14.99
  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

    C$8.99
  • My First Fire - Front of Box My First Fire - Back of Box

    My First Fire Large Prank Gift Box

    Bring some heat to even the dullest kids’ party. This fake gift box is sure to get any overprotective mother jumping out of her seat and clutching her pearls. Just hide an age appropriate gift inside.Prank someone this holiday season with our My...

    C$9.99
  • Air Freshener - Pickle

    Air Freshener - Pickle

    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle Air Freshener smells like dill. Made of heavy card...

    C$5.99
  • Air Freshener - Possum 2 Air Freshener - Possum

    Possum Air Freshener

    PLEASANT POSSUM PONG This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock air freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout to the tip of its fleshy tail. This air freshener says...

    C$5.99
  • The BULLSHIT Button The BULLSHIT Button in Package The BULLSHIT Button in Action!

    The BULLSHIT Button

    This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,...

    C$17.99
  • Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're  a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???...

    C$5.99
  • Michael Myers Chia Pet Halloween Chia Pet Grown

    Chia Pet: Michael Myers

    They say you can’t control evil, but now you can grow evil with the Michael Myers Chia Pet! The silently stalking slasher is back, but instead of stabbing, he will be sprouting. Have Halloween horror of the first-order with...

    C$32.99
  • Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Gift Box Open - Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Box

    Impossible Jigsaw Puzzle Large Prank Gift Box

    Surprise your friends and leave them to pick up the pieces. This gift box is an excellent way to prank puzzle hobbyists and those easily flustered by daunting tasks Prank someone this holiday season with this 12,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Large Prank...

    C$9.99
  • Crib Dribbler - Front of Box Crib Dribbler - Back of Box

    Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box

    A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming.Prank someone this holiday season with our Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box . Simply put together...

    C$9.99
  • Fart Filter Small Prank Pack Fart Filter Small Prank Pack - Rear Size Comparison of Prank Pack Sizes Fart Filter Prank Pack Packaging

    Fart Filter Small Prank Gift Box

    This little prank gift box holds XXL-sized laughs. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact, been pranked.   Details: Fart Filter Personal Flatulence...

    C$8.99
  • Felix the Cat Bendable Figure Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Righty-O! Our Felix the Cat Bendable Figure includes his bag of tricks! The classic cartoons of yesteryear featured this adorable little cat in black and white silent movies. He could sing and dance and always carried with him his famous little...

    C$14.99
  • Magnetic Baby Face

    Magnetic Baby Face

    AWWW… LOOK AT BABY’S BEARD Some babies are born bald. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the imagination! From hipster to...

    C$10.99
  • 12866 Bendy Rubber Chicken  Bendy Rubber Chicken 12866

    Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure

    HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated...

    C$7.99
  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

    C$18.99
  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience...

    C$14.99
  • Original Drinking Bird Lucky Drinking Bird Water Glass Drinking Bird Side View

    Amazing Drinking Bird

    Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:...

    C$17.99
  • Bigfoot Air Freshener Bigfoot Air Freshener Car

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Let Bigfoot fill your car with the scent from his native habitat with our pine-scented Bigfoot Air Freshener. He measures 5 inches long and can be hung in your car, RV, or any place else you please. A hanging string is included to make it easy-peasy. Or ...

    C$5.99
  • Merry Christmas Snow Cap Game Merry Christmas Snow Cap Game

    Novelty Snowball Head Cap Game

    The Winter Snow Cap game is designed for players to catch the plush snowballs with the cap on their head. It's a fun challenge, perfect for adding a little life to holiday parties and Christmas gatherings! Details: Contents: 1 Cap and 3 Plush...

    C$24.99
  • Oversized Gift Exchange Dice in Package Oversized Gift Exchange Dice Oversized Gift Exchange Dice - Lifestyle

    Secret Santa Swap Gift Exchange Oversized Die

    Throw a new twist on a classic tradition and shake up your gift exchange with this fun oversized die. 12 sided die features a prompt on each side Squishy foam Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in. HOW TO PLAYEach person playing adds a wrapped gift to...

    C$16.99
  • Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Let's do a spiked hike!  This cast iron bottle opener is as tough as a bear with a claw-shaped top and combortable handle.  Makes an excellent addition to cottages, fishing huts, and in the garage next to the beer fridge...

    C$12.99